HELP WANTED: Population Assistant

HELP WANTED... WORK FOR YOUR GOVERNMENT:

Population Assistant:
Education requirement: None.

Your duties include having babies to increase our population. Benefits include Medicare, and a payment on the first of every month. Meals provided. New housing available. Day Care often provided-even though you don't have another job so you don't need it. Salary increases commensurate with product, quantity not quality.

And just think... there are women who do this job and pay us! We are willing to give you their hard earned money!