The Time Is Right

When the time is right, you'll know. I have no idea what I'm saying here. I just thought it would sound good to blog about the right time for different things.

Let's see, the right time is:

1. 5:00 p.m. - to leave work
2. Age 26 - to get married
   
3. Age 28 - to have a first child
4. Age 24 - to buy a house
5. when you open your eyes in the morning - to thank God for a new day.
6. never -to whine or complain.
7. when your eyes start to feel heavy - to go to sleep.
8. Saturday night - to go to church to avoid the Sunday morning hoard.
9. Everymorning - to vacuum your house, air your sheets and read the paper.
10. every three days - to shampoo your hair [yes even if you are black].
11. every other day- to wash your sheets
12. as soon as you think it you think it - to tell someone you love him/her.
13. every three hours - to eat and regulate your metabolism.
14. right now - to stop this rediculous list that has no true substance.
15. five minutes from now- to go to sleep.