- TEXAS is as close as you can get to the promised land
- I’d eat crap with a knife and a fork for $500 Million dollars -- and so would you.
- If you don’t love football, I think you are an idiot
- I was on Family Feud and lost: November 30, 2000 air date ..."Alcohol" my Kinkaidans will get that!
- Five adjectives to describe me would be: analytical, detailed, personable, spontaneous, and obsessive compulsive
...in the style of Zilla...