3.02.2005

HELP WANTED: Population Assistant

HELP WANTED... WORK FOR YOUR GOVERNMENT:
Population Assistant:
Education requirement: None.

Your duties include having babies to increase our population. Benefits include Medicare, and a payment on the first of every month. Meals provided. New housing available. Day Care often provided-even though you don't have another job so you don't need it. Salary increases commensurate with product, quantity not quality.

And just think... there are women who do this job and pay us! We are willing to give you their hard earned money!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Zillanessciousicity said...

We all love some welfare! C'mon! Let's go get some.

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Sexy stretchmarcks said...

I see nothing wrong with welfare and all of those other gov asst type stuff but I just can't understand why they give it to
everyone but U.S. CITIZENS!!!
we should all go stand at the TX border with SHOTGUNS. I bet they'll stay there asses over there then.